This sh*t just writes itself. Speechless!
| More options Dec 18 2002, 4:50 pm |
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From: "Fiddy1" <fi...@blueyonder.co.uk>
Date: Wed, 18 Dec 2002 15:50:15 GMT
Local: Wed, Dec 18 2002 4:50 pm
Subject: Amsterdam
mild skunk in the end..... Mild....that's a joke.
You ever seen three grown men walking around Central Station giggling like a
bunch of schoolboys?
The Big Country gig was held in a small pub like venue called the De Kade.
Each band member did their own slots before being joined on stage by Mike
Peters (Alarm). Fantastic set with Mike Peters excelling himself. After the
show and what seemed like a crate of beer me and my buddies headed back into
Amsterdam and yet another coffee shop. The Dutch folk are so welcoming. The
red light area was next on the list and Mr Fiddaman opted for a shapely
blonde stunner with pink lipstick. Unfortunately Mr Fiddaman could not get
firing on all cylinders so 50 Euros was not well spent:)
On to one of the various rock bars and was greeted by Up To My Neck In You -
Kinda sobered me up!!!! Finally arrived back at the Hotel just after 6am
Day two was spent drinking and smoking again but this time I actually
'tripped'. Was in a bar and everything was in slow motion - even the music
started to slow down. With head tilted forward and eyes agog I was the brunt
of jokes from my two buddies. Caught a tram to the Hard Rock Cafe - bought a
pin badge - threw away the clips that hold the badge on - Don't ask me why I
did that -Just one of them spontaneous things you do when monged out your
face:)
My throat is sore through laughing. I shall definitely be returning to Dam,
if only to finish off the blonde babe who had a face and body to die for.
Bitch told me I talked too much that was probably why 'The gates never
opened'.
Anyway That's my weekend folks.
Alan Whicker eat ya heart out.
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| More options Dec 31 2002, 3:41 pm |
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From: "Fiddy1" <fi...@blueyonder.co.uk>
Date: Tue, 31 Dec 2002 14:41:20 GMT
Local: Tues, Dec 31 2002 3:41 pm
Subject: Re: Amsterdam
"Dave" <croc...@infinity.net> wrote in message
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> Wuz 50 Euros = to in Cdn funds?? Around $100 perhaps?? For a hundred
bucks
> I could shoot my load in 15 minutes no problem. You ain't payin' for
> foreplay Bob....get with the program!!!
bucks
> I could shoot my load in 15 minutes no problem. You ain't payin' for
> foreplay Bob....get with the program!!!
No foreplay mate - she just went straight down to the meat and two veg. She
was a stunner but with a belly full of beer and a head full of some skunk
weed I just couldn't get the horse to bolt..believe me I tried everything - I even visualised Daphne from Scooby Doo, Wilma from the Flinstones, even
Jenna Jameson didn't do the trick... Fook I hope I ain't gay.
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From: "Fiddy1" <fi...@blueyonder.co.uk>
Date: Fri, 08 Nov 2002 12:38:03 GMT
Local: Fri, Nov 8 2002 1:38 pm
Subject: Amsterdam 14 Dec
Stopping at the Crown Plazza - Five Star.
Will let yous know how many prossies I go through.
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